Full and half yards of ale, goldfish bowls and miniature toilets. This is drinking.

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The Scene
Connected by a large, and ironically appropriate hole in the wall (important considering Pittsburgh's notoriously finicky weather), Blue Lou's and Mario's are located at the heart of drinking in the South Side.

To Drink
Great drink specials appear throughout the week and are available on a handy monthly calendar free for the taking.

Control Patrol
While many get a kick out of the notoriously childish ways in which to enjoy grownup beverages, these popular meeting places are serious about drinking and having a good time. It seems at times to be a frat party just about out of control, but it never quite redlines and the fun always manages to stay safe and legal.