Mercy Hospital

12/05/09

Not enough Mercy

by 1337 at Citysearch

So we were looking for some basic medical attention so we decided to go to mercy hospital. Upon walking in the receptionist started yelling and a whole ton of staff and patients started to run towards us. This was alarming but it got worse when they tried to hit us and bite us. Luckily we found some pretty illegal weaponry, pipe bombs and molotov cocktails. In retrospect that worries us because they shouldnt have assault rifles in a hospital. The only good thing was that there was an abundance of pain killers. Also we found mini guns on the roof, still not sure about that one.

• Pros: Had Drugs
• Cons: Had weapons and bad Staff

10/20/09

Treated a Celebrity very well

by UFCAbbott at Citysearch

While I appreciate the staff gave me all the attention they could given the trying circumstances surrounding the country and/or world that day I cannot say that this was their finest peice of doctoring.

I arrived after my UFC comeback with a concussion and some bad issues with lactic acid buildup, mostly I was worried because Brock Lesnar had spat out his mouth peice and bitten me during the fight ala Tyson. A staph infection would seriously have given me cause to reconsider my UFC return.

After passing through the ER and into a bed I was struck by how busy the place was and what a commotion was going on, I assumed it was just a heavy night in pittsburgh as most of these people seemed to be intoxicated or under the influence of something, several patients seemed downright rabid.

The doctor informed me I had indeed received some sort of infection but that it should be cured with large amounts of steriods and for my safety. (My fame was attracting much attention from patients)

Well the steroids seem to be working for now although I do seem to be suffering from some mood changes and my muscles seem to be expanding at an astonishing rate, I just can't wait to get back into the ring and show my fans who I am.

• Pros: Private rooms with decent locks
• Cons: Very Busy/Rowdy on a sunday night.

08/13/09

not good for monetering

by CGirrl15 at Citysearch

My pappy was sent there with pneumonia and lots of elderly people die from that so you would think they would watch him right? WRONG! My pappy rich died to days after his birthday and 13 days after my Grammy. He dies from asperation, which i guess basically means chocking. It has been a little over a month and i have been so mad about this and have been wanting to write something! i really want to write the the hospital it self though.

• Pros: nothing good
• Cons: did not watch my pappy